David Griffin claims he is Imperator of the HOGD
(Cicero's order), calls us McGoldenDawn®. Claims he was
magically attacked by us via a rogue tire on the interstate:
"But before McGoldenDawn® franchise owners and their anonymous trolls start screaming "paranoia" and calling me names again, let me tell you what I mean." - David Griffin
"The truth about magical attacks on our order has been documented over and over again over the years..." - David Griffin
"We had just pulled out onto the interstate. Mirackle's engine was purring like a kitten at 70 mph. Suddenly, I saw something floating through the air towards us, like a leaf on the warm desert breeze. Instantly, beauty turned to menace, and fascination to seel resolve. This was no leaf! This was a truck wheel on a deadly trajectory for our windshield - impact due in a matter of seconds. ... Mirakle clawed deeply into the sand, billowing dust behind us, as the plummetting missle hammered into the road where we had been but a split second before." - David Griffin
"Was this all sheer coincidence? To suggest otherwise, would surely unleash another army of McGoldenDawn® franchise owners and thier anonymous trolls - accusing me of everything from paranoia to hunting for conspiracies under matresses." - David Griffin
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